During day, I'm just a normal teenager battling with college life that seems never has an end. When twilight falls, it's time for my awakening.
Strap on my batsuit and batmask, I initiate the batmobile and roam the silent night. My goal, kick the ass of evildoers and the lousy lecturers from my college .
We need a man who can venture into the darkness and bring forth mankind's light of hope. Obviously, I'm the guy who fits in the job description. Someone has to sacrifice himself to do it and that's ME. People fear the darkness because of the unknowns that lurk within. People fear me because I'm the unknown who dwell and feed on others' darkest hour.
Name: Francis Chong Wei Heng (or Maximilian Von Duke Fonz, a name I acquired from a medieval porn video) Date of Birth: 15 January 1990 (I like to imagine myself being created by an evil scientist using several corpses (fresh of course) fused together, like how retarded children assembling Lego.) Interests: Girls, Guys, Androids and Klingon. Hobbies: Reading, working out, bury dead hookers at my best friend's flower garden (He's still wondering why all the crows are building nests at his home), drowning cats (Because I'm more a dog person), enjoy dog meat with a bottle of wine, eating dead babies (It's not illegal when they're dead) and taking bits of DNA from hot girls in hope that cloning may actually work. Favourite Movies: Ass Screwer 3, I'm A Big Fan of Daddy, Asstreme, 1 Vs Football Team, Forced Entry and Wall-E. Ultimate Dream: Be an assassin/hitman/spy/accountant who juggles between separate lives to protect his family who are still under the dark about his real identity. His identity was breached when his 19-year-old son discovered numerous fake passports from different countries in his stash of vintage porns. He confronted his son but put a bullet in head when he asked for more allowances in order shut the fuck up (Different methods, same result). He then told his wife he has sent Derek to Iraq.
2 comments:
in which sites did you find those comics?
thanks
Oh. It's at the site called SMBC. His comics are quite nice and funny too.
www.smbc-comics.com
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