Unexpected Visits

My day was officially ruined by this guy who came back to our apartment for an unexpected visit. Yes, I'm talking to you if you're reading this. Wait, my petition just got a reply. Yup, from today onwards, you're banned completely from our home. Don't come again because you're not welcomed. I might be harsh but votes are votes especially they're cast unanimously.You might be wondering what has he done to deserve this kind of treatment. Well, everything despicable you can imagine. Now, I dare you to imagine......

Some doors should stay shut. Like for eternity. Or equip it with a human vaporization laser.

I was quite surprised for the visit because for certain I have exorcised the demon that dwelt in our stink hole. In my mind, a few flashes rolling when he visited. "He came to apologize to me. Sweet.", "He came to paid me back all the shit he owed me. Awesome.", "He came to live with us again. Fuck.", "He came here to steal my ice-cream. Weird....". But I was so wrong because his "illness" of taking advantage of someone never got cured and it never will. He stood outside rigidly, trying to avoid eye contact with me and requested to have "his" curtain back. Technically, that curtain was not his and he didn't have the right to take it. The reason?

1. It's in Yen San's room and not yours. (Isn't that obvious?)
2. Even if Yen San said "Yes" to your endless begging, it's still not yours because she has relinquished her right to the stuffs in that house once she moved away. Technically, the curtain belongs to the new tenants.
3. It's Siang Leng's mother who did the job sewing up the curtain.
4. You already have one you greedy bastard.

I never thought he has the nerve to request for the stuffs in my house when he decided to move. I didn't mind him taking my rice cooker when he moved away because I did stupidly agreed. However, stealing away my towel rack without even consulting me just crosses the line. I wonder, how thick is your face? Can a drill penetrate it? As right now I want to shove one down your throat. By the way, did you take away my cutting knife too? Don't let me catch you because your dick might just get chopped off. Oh wait, you don't even have one to begin with.

Seriously, did he not think of other people? Can't he be a little considerate and less of a jerk? Is that really too much to ask for? 4 people currently live in that curtain-less room and we all know the weather here is grilling. I was totally baked in my room due to the intense heat even though I have a curtain twice the size of the one you stole. I hope you're now satisfy with your so called victory.

OK. Enough about this dickhead as I don't want to waste anymore of my time and energy to criticize something that will not change. Beside him, Kui Cheng also visited me today for the first time in months. We chatted all night long like a bunch of old ladies who suffered from Alzheimer's. It was fun as we reminisced the good old days. I discovered he had a job too. A good one I presume. Good for him....*jealousy sips in*.......Hoor..ayy..

Not pictured: He stabbed the couple while laughing.

Hopefully, I can get a job too. Anything more than 15k is fine by me.

How Fucked Up Is Your Life?

Installation of this button is mandatory. No one has the capability to resist the big, red, shinny button.

Face it, our lives are so fucked up to the point where even our mom can't recognize its bloody battered face. However, there are always some stories that keep our spirits high and motivate us to move one step further to the horizon beyond. Sadly, this is not the occasion. Be warned, the passages below will only make you whine in your fetal position and you wish you have never read it. Wait, did I just smell chicken through my 50" inch monitor? Yes, I mean YOU!

Now picture yourself as the chicken. World hunger will be solved with people like you.

1. Today, I received my passport in my mail. They got my birthday date wrong. So, I took out the birth certificate I sent along with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for the past 19 years. Fuck my life.
2. Today, the girl I have a crush on rejected me because she wanted someone like "Edward". I asked who Edward was and she held up her copy of "Twilight". Apparently, I was beaten by a fictional vampire. Fuck my life.
3. Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend of 4 years. I always wanted to wait until we're married but he convinced me otherwise. After we're done, he broke up with me and said he couldn't marry me because I was no longer pure. Fuck my life.
4. Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When he reached an orgasm, he screamed at the top of his lung "Yes, Phoebe!". My name is not Phoebe. Phoebe is his sister. Fuck my life.
5. Today, my daughter asked me when was my first time having sex. I told her it was at the age of 22. Quickly, she replied, "I beat ya' record bitch" She is thirteen. Fuck my life.

I still have more but this post is too depressing. I need to stop myself and recollect my life in tears.

Biology Practical, Terrible. I Can Die Now.

This is my plan for the next 48 hours.

Seriously, I can't believe I screwed up in my test. I feel really down right now and outright furious. I just.....I just....wanna find a wimpy person and break his neck just to let off a fraction of my steam. Ya, I was kidding about the "sad" part because anger is the only emotion I have at this moment and I'm afraid I don't have the strength to prevent its vigorous outburst.

The first part of the experiment was tricky with its calculation and that's the part I *might* lose my marks in. The second part was frankly easy because I just need to stare into the microscope and drew what I saw. My artistic skill is below average but that should cover it.

Ughhhhhh!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrr!!!

Need fresh blood to clear my head...............

I just wiped the smirks off some people who told me that the test was super easy......with my clenched fist.

This Is How You Keep A Marriage Strong

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Why your parents can stay married for so many years? Because they compromise, just like you with your ugly boyfriend. His terrifying look offset by his filthy richness.

Tomorrow, Biology Practical Exam

Building weapon of mass of destruction.......on manure

Tomorrow's the big day for me because I'm going to have a Biology Practical exam. Last Chemistry Practical exam was basically chaotic for almost everyone since a lot of them didn't have the time to finish it on time. Well, I was lucky for finished it just before the time ended. Phew..... Hopefully, tomorrow will present itself in a nice and smooth condition. Hopefully.......

The thing is I have utterly no clue how to study for tomorrow's exam. I read through *almost* all the practicals I did in the past year but it doesn't seem satisfying for some reason. Maybe that's because I think it'll gonna be piece of cake as long as you do it fast without any panic attack.

Anyhow, wish me luck.

Changes

Vote for change.

When Barrack Obama stepped on to be the first black president of the United States of America, the world was celebrating because a new era of changes were coming. He promises change and he'll definitely deliver it. 6 billions of people are watching and waiting in anticipation. Are people really happy with change because I'm sure not. Don't kid ourselves as deep down change is something we dread and fear. We pray hard so that change will not barge into our lives without any notice. Change is a sneaky son of bitch that will tear you up with its bloody hands (claws?) and devour you when you scream for your Mommy.

Arghhhhhhh!!!!! Change!!! Arghhh......*Blood splat*

Change is a phenomenon that takes you out of your comfort zone. It disrupts your normal routine and substitutes it with something new which we usually unfamiliar with. When a comfort zone is messed up, people get edgy and angry. And you definitely don't want to mess with me when I'm mad. This is not something new because people are cautious when they are in a foreign place where everything is a big fat unknown. Remember, change is like a person who ambushes you from behind and screw your ass perpetually.

My comfort zone.

So after six months of my life which is after the last two pathetic posts, what have change? A lot, I mean a lot, like A LOT.

First change, Kui Cheng, my best friend moved out from our apartment to his cousin's home. I was pretty shocked but he has a perfect reason for it. Of course I'll will not disclose the reason because it's personal.

Next, my friendship with Albert went estranged because he was such an asshole. We went from not talking to frantically try to imagine yourself is invisible when we met in public. He too moved away which was for the best (for me).

Besides that, Yen San and her annoying roommate who I never bother to remember her name to begin with moved away too. Not surprising because I knew this day would come.

Then a bunch of new people move in. I rank them between unresponsive and Dota-wrangler. For all day long, they just stared at their computer and play Dota. At 12am, they are playing; I woke up, they're still playing. I suspect their brain is infected with Dota virus which turns them into zombies and must strived on the nutrients of first-blooding animated pixels.

Today, Kai Cheng moved away too. He packed his stuffs and waved himself goodbye. (Not really since he was long gone before I noticed.)

People come and go in my life. I try to force myself to comtemplate the reason but it came out none. Is friendship really that important because I just lost most of it. Six months ago, I was happy and everything was almost perfect; Six month later, I was hapless and all the things revloved around me change.

Change makes you evolve and move forward but it doesn't prepare you for the good or bad along the journey. I admit I'm a coward and I despise changes. Screw you, change!

Light Of A New Beginning

New life. New beginning.

I can't believe my blog just died out after 2 posts. It was ridiculous as well as shameful. Well, I have to blame my short attention span and my lack of interest when I just feel bored. Sigh.......

No worries though. It'll not happen again because at this instant, I'll put all my effort in this blog and pick up the pieces I left behind.

Anyone has superglue??

It's easy to fall but 10 times harder to stand on your feet again. This blog has died but was revived with new resilience and strengths. The best part, I'm BACK with full force.

Familiar with the big bang? It starts out with a bang and new life emerges.
Just like my fart. Only it kills